ok so this is a chat i had with emmz...most of u prbly dont know her...but this consisted of a story about the morals of wearing sun screen

Smomo2004: ok so

Smomo2004: we got the eart

Smomo2004: earth

Smomo2004: mars

SouperEmmz: yeahhhhh

Smomo2004: jupiter

Smomo2004: and pluto

Smomo2004: fuck neptune and uranus

Smomo2004: so mars says to jupiter how goes it

SouperEmmz: lol sweet

Smomo2004: so

Smomo2004: pluto is like all alone

Smomo2004: and says to jupiter "why cant i be as big as strong as you"

Smomo2004: and jupiter says "cuz"

SouperEmmz: that was creative

Smomo2004: so

Smomo2004: im not done yet!!

Smomo2004: the sun comes and says

SouperEmmz: oh, sorry

Smomo2004: "FUCK ALL OF YOU!! HAAHAHA I CAN EAT ALL U UP AND STILL WANT MORE OF ALL OF YOU!!

Smomo2004: BUT PLUTO comes in and says no!!!!!!!

SouperEmmz: lol

Smomo2004: and explodes

Smomo2004: the pieces of it hit jupiter

Smomo2004: causing jupiter to totally get mad

SouperEmmz: too intense for me

Smomo2004: so it swallows up Mars

Smomo2004: but Mars is like "hehehe nono if u si'l vous plait i am the God of war u cant eat me!! je me susi ctrave!!

Smomo2004: and Jupiter is like "oh yeah" well die

SouperEmmz: thatlol

Smomo2004: so mars totally gets wasted

Smomo2004: and the sun and tjupiter is left

Smomo2004: so they fight to the death

Smomo2004: and well the sun burns jupiter down!! down

Smomo2004: jupiter is totally a cinderella story

SouperEmmz: yeah

Smomo2004: but unfroutnately cinderallas never get their slippers in war

SouperEmmz: this is a pricelss story

Smomo2004: but while the sunb and juiter fight to the death

Smomo2004: earth venus and mars are like

Smomo2004: "well fuck that"

Smomo2004: i mean mercury not mars

SouperEmmz: these planets say fuck a lot

Smomo2004: so they get the fuck outta there

Smomo2004: and neptune and uranus are stranded out in the open... and are like...shit "now what? we have no gravity!!! ahhhh we are totally freakin dead!! shit Shit

Smomo2004: but the sun comes up and says "booyah"

SouperEmmz: espn style

Smomo2004: "oh yes"

Smomo2004: and urnaus and neptune are like ur too close ur too close!!!" ahhh

Smomo2004: so they disintegrate

Smomo2004: into their gaseous particles

SouperEmmz: lol you crack me up

Smomo2004: and so mercury venus and earth are left

Smomo2004: "ahahah we showed those big planets that even the big guys fall"

SouperEmmz: no kidding

Smomo2004: "war never solves a problem"

Smomo2004: but as trhey did frget

Smomo2004: no longer did mercury and venus and earth have a sun to warm their planets

SouperEmmz: hahaha

Smomo2004: and mercury was "shit shit wtf do we do now"

Smomo2004: "u fuckin earth this was ur fuckin plan..u and ur people who love to be diplomatic"

SouperEmmz: no kidding

Smomo2004: so

Smomo2004: venus is like shiut "im fuckin hot as it is already burning burning ahhaha 180 degrees is the low here...shit"

SouperEmmz: youre too creative for me

Smomo2004: well so mercury is like well mmother of God

Smomo2004: and runs itself into venus

Smomo2004: and melts!!

Smomo2004: so all if left is venus and earth

Smomo2004: and so earth says "hey sister" so "you wanna go out or something"

SouperEmmz: YES

Smomo2004: and venus is like "ahaha sure i dont dig losers"

SouperEmmz: lol

Smomo2004: and Earth is like "well all i got is the only planet EVER that has life.." that makes me special eh"

Smomo2004: and Venus is like whatever "I wuld only date you if u were the last planet left"

SouperEmmz: thats good

Smomo2004: and earth is like

Smomo2004: "well i am the last planet left"

Smomo2004: and Venus is like ah damn damn damn damn u mercury why the hell did u run urself into me

Smomo2004: then came the sun again

Smomo2004: and the sun is like "ahaha i found you u think u could run so fast!! ahaha

Smomo2004: and venus is like well look who it is

Smomo2004: so when mercury ran into venus

SouperEmmz: 

Smomo2004: a tremendous explosion occurred!!1

SouperEmmz: (this is my favorite part of the story)

Smomo2004: annd big balls of gas flew everywhere everywhere and everhwhere

Smomo2004: and mewrcury was not forgotten for its idiocy

Smomo2004: of running int ovenus

SouperEmmz: k

Smomo2004: and the gas balls condenesed eventually!! into sticky substances of glob glob globs...and the Sun called them postos......after his father Sun Postois

Smomo2004: and said " I will not forget the mercury, the messenger of me, the messenger and my closest relative,,,oh i will surerly miss him

Smomo2004: anmd when venus and earth were feuding..the Sun came to end the nonsense

SouperEmmz: wow

Smomo2004: and said "I have found you, did you miss me?"

Smomo2004: and gave to Venus a chunk of Postos...and said to Venus..'"believe in what made you and you shall have your gift of like"

Smomo2004: life

SouperEmmz: thats a nice gift

Smomo2004: and Venus closed her eyes and magically the giant magnificent piece of Postos turned into a piece of paper with glue at the back and Venus said "wtf" that's right "wtf"

Smomo2004: and the Sun said "such small gifts you dont quite understand how meaningful they are"

SouperEmmz: Venus said what the fuck???

Smomo2004: and the Earth started laughing...along with the people that consisted of the Earth

SouperEmmz: (oh, that´s us!)

Smomo2004: and the Sun gave its wrath by emitting twice the amount of solar energy and melted the northern ice cap

Smomo2004: and Canada become a haven

Smomo2004: as did Antarctica

SouperEmmz: lol i never heard this part of the story before

Smomo2004: but no one died, as such that the Sun had its plans

Smomo2004: penguins became tropical creatures

Smomo2004: polar bears wiped out poverty in the tropical lands

Smomo2004: and such earth became a prosperous world...for the wrath fo the sun

SouperEmmz: lol

Smomo2004: but Venus

Smomo2004: looked back on the piece of paer with a stick substance at the back of it

Smomo2004: and said "what is this?"

SouperEmmz: (gasps.. what could it be?)
 

SouperEmmz: Do you have any nail polish I could borrow?

Smomo2004: and the Sun said "it is your gift of life" it is a contract for your excellence.....and we shall call it post it note..after my father postos...and after my closest messenger...mercury..who was my postal service....who offered us the gift of life, the gift of friendshjip...and i give that back to you

Smomo2004: and the venus noticed that the piece of paper had words on it

SouperEmmz: what did it say?

Smomo2004: and those words resembled a contract

SouperEmmz: You never answered my question lol

Smomo2004: a new contract for 100000000 revolutions over the next 1000000000000 tyears..which does not quite mathematically add up...fuck kepler

Smomo2004: and then Venus noticed her fingers were dry

Smomo2004: and asked the sun

Smomo2004: "do u have any nail polish"

Smomo2004: and the Sun said "fuck no who the fuck do u think i am"

Smomo2004: "i give you life and you ask for nail polish"

Smomo2004: "go ask earth they must have plenty of it"

SouperEmmz: haha

Smomo2004: and the Sun said "and this is how post it notes came to be..to be used in short contractural efforts..and to preserve the simplicity and love of humans and other races, including the poloar bears and penguins

Smomo2004: they shall be used for quick messaging, for they are to be used in times of need since mercury was so quick and fast

SouperEmmz: (p.s. I found some nailpolish when I just did some 007 workings in my mother´s bedroom.. but shhh)

Smomo2004: such shall post it notes be as well

Smomo2004: and then the sun said

Smomo2004: "where is 007"

Smomo2004: James Bond

SouperEmmz: Im 0011! (Emma Schartner)

Smomo2004: and Earth said "Tomorrow Never Dies!!"

Smomo2004: and ther Sun said "I agree"

Smomo2004: I agree"

Smomo2004: and the Sun and the Venus and the earth shared prosperity for ever and ever "

Smomo2004: and thats how post it notes came to be

SouperEmmz: seriously?

Smomo2004: yes

Smomo2004: True story

SouperEmmz: seriously

SouperEmmz: i mean , you go to nd so i wont question it;)

Smomo2004: and thus the moral of the story is

SouperEmmz: yeha, what is that

Smomo2004: "Never fight the sun"

Smomo2004: or u will die

SouperEmmz: yeah, wear sunscreen!

Smomo2004: yes

SouperEmmz: lol i told you i was listening

Smomo2004: use sunscreen

SouperEmmz: lol yeah, thats it

Smomo2004: and thats it!!

Smomo2004: ahaahaah THE END

SouperEmmz: thats good!

SouperEmmz: Oh oh oh oh

SouperEmmz: thanks for the story

Smomo2004: "and the Sun and the Venus and the Earth lived in enternal happioness "4EVER!!

Smomo2004: THE END

SouperEmmz: yay thats good

SouperEmmz: oh oh oh oh

Smomo2004: ad also

SouperEmmz: Im singing!

Smomo2004: "NASA dies since there is nothing left to explore since all the planets in the solar system are gone

SouperEmmz: lwhat?

Smomo2004: yeah they call it NASA TAKE 2

SouperEmmz: whoa, intense

SouperEmmz: take 17!

Smomo2004: yeah sure\

Smomo2004: everything i write for some reason is underlined

Smomo2004: mother

Smomo2004: of the Sun

SouperEmmz: thats cool

Smomo2004: ahhh

SouperEmmz: mother of pearl!

Smomo2004: \get off!!!

Hahaha so that makes the entry for today.....laterz

I rolled through practically all the people on my list except a few who prbly shouldnt be on my list anymore.  I commented...I am a very caring perSON..i read everybodys!!!!! and i think its fair to expect at least a half of that...meaning...read my fucking xanga cuz thats what its here for...i dont write to entertain myself..trust me stanford hall does that enough.  if u dont want to read just read the 1st sentence then and lie to me and say that it was a great entry...NOTE: NEVER TELL ME THE TRUTH LOL

Good morning.  It is currently 5:18 at the fine University of Notre Dame in Notre Dame, Indiana.  Its currently very cold outside, because my window is open and I am freezing.  I am still freezing one minute later. I have not gone to bed yet and there is a very large indication that I will not, in fact it is such great chance that I am drinking a Tahitian Treat that is 3 months old, as you all know Tahitian Treat contains 76 grams of sugar in one can, meaning there is a great chance that I may get diabetes when I am 20.  It is pretty good, you can feel the sugar flowing through your teeth.  I just worked out in the basement, seemingly working out makes you stronger.  I played bingo again, but this time I went 2-7...that is incredible. Then again I played against only one opponent, so once again I have proven myself very very "awfully terrible magnificently stupendously" bad at Bingo.  Calculus 3 is not a hard class, but

NOTE: Not turning in homework can lead to chronic disregard for the safety of your grade. 

Is that not an anomaly? I must be stupid, I do the assignment, I know what I am doing, yet, I don't wake up to class and turn them in.  Then when I email them, Dr. Snow emails me that "JPEG format is not appropriate for Math 225."  Are you kidding me!!  No shit.  Damn.  He is a good guy though, can't ask for a better prof.  I was checking out his site so I can get an assignment from the net, and I encountered his recent publishings.  If someone can tell me what these titles imply, my gratitude will be far-reaching as Pluto.

Bounds for the anticanonical bundle of a homogeneous projective rational manifold.

A bound for the dimension of the automorphism group of a homogeneous compact complex manifold

The role of exotic affine spaces in the classification of homogeneous affine varieties,
In: Algebraic Transformation Groups and Algebraic Varieties,

but hey we did have a boat race...yeah the Regatta..it wasn't interesting enough to make a movie out of, but our dorm certainly got 2nd place...but we were betrayed by a member of dorm who rowned for the eventual winner..he will be thrown in the lake...

Ok so I can get a basic understanding of that but then again I wouldn't know where to start.  Probably do not understand it since I haven't learned it.  All in a day's worth.  I get the impression that this update is a little annoying, if it is I will be perfectly inclined to receive criticisms. 

Note: King Gyros are good.  If you are a local resident of the South Bend Mishawaka area, make sure you go to dineinonline.com it is an amazing food site. 

So I may have received a free banana republic shirt, which is very good.  So why?  Well I sorta got this Discover card that was activated, BREPUBLIC ACCEPTED IT...then it stopped working, declined...declined...declined.. until I decided to figure out why.  So I called Discover up.  Well they asked me my mother's maiden name...well I didn't forget...yet they said I was wrong, and I SAID I am not wrong...and the damn Utah lady said I was wrong..and she started yelling at me...I registered that as a declaration of war...so I yelled back...and she told me to calm down...but I said you started it...well I hung up...next thing I know its 4 in the morning and I am charged with fraud...

So I call up and realize that my mom's maiden name was not her real maiden name..it was something different...which I thought and pondered for 10 minutes..listening to shit music...and determined that : Blank was the name

Note: Blank is not the name of course, but I am not yet stupid enough to relay that kind of information on an online site. 

So I fixed the fraud problem by calling fraud...go figure.. and she told me that my card was not activated and had 0 dollars charged onto my account.  So basically the Banana Republic shirt isn't on it, therefore, not unless it was charged onto my BR card, then I obtained a free shirt people.  So I will have to wait and see.  I may go to breakfast at the dining hall, I don't know what they are serving today, probably waffles again..righto eh?  WAFFFFLEEEES ...WAFFFLEEES....WAFLLEEES....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..zzzzzzzzzzzzz... So thats all folks.  Leave me a little comment if you wish...someone instead of giving me a comment gave me Spam last time.....shame on you...Ill show you...laterz peeps....ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh